How about... Just don't text and drive at all?

"PushToStart" (pushtostart) 03/26/2016 at 11:58 • Filed to: Seen on the interwebz

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Regardless of who is in the car.

Edit: that's a 100% unintended penis. Thanks for pointing it out guys, lol

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > PushToStart 03/26/2016 at 12:02

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My tweet based on what I see every day would be “IF YOU HAVE A CHILD IN THE CAR MAKE SURE THEY ARE BUCKLED INTO THEIR CARSEAT!!!!"

PushToStart > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/26/2016 at 12:05

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Wow, do people really think the seat alone will save their kid in a crash?

Slant6 > PushToStart 03/26/2016 at 12:08

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They look like a dick.

Shmevans > PushToStart 03/26/2016 at 12:09

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PushToStart 03/26/2016 at 12:09

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That’s a penis.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > PushToStart 03/26/2016 at 12:09

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I’ve seen parents letting their kids crawl around freely in the back of their rusted out grand caravans. Like no carseats in the car at all

Matt Nichelson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2016 at 12:12

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Beat me to it.

Sam > PushToStart 03/26/2016 at 12:13

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I just find it amazing how bad some people are at texting while they drive.

I’m no saint. I’ll very occasionally send a text while I drive, but I do it without swerving all over the place, rear-ending cars, and running through stop signs.

Leon711 > PushToStart 03/26/2016 at 12:22

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I got it. It’s not wasted.

My citroen won't start > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2016 at 12:29

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PushToStart > Sam 03/26/2016 at 12:31

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I have occasionally at stop lights but even then, that's only if it's important and time is of the essence.

Sam > PushToStart 03/26/2016 at 12:32

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Sometimes I have to send a text relevant to the place that I’m going. I never reply to “lol what’s up lol” while I’m driving. I don’t even reply to those I’m not driving tbh.

PushToStart > Sam 03/26/2016 at 12:36

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Yeah that’s what I’m saying, if it’s confirming something about my destination or saying “I’m almost there” if they request I do so then that’s what I’ll do.

Shmevans > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2016 at 12:41

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Good timing.

Jcarr > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2016 at 13:10

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Pointing out that’s a penis.

That’s a paddlin’